Five million years in the past. Modern horse is born.
"We did it friends. We evolved. We are majestic and beautiful."
"So where shall we go? What shall we do, the whole world is ours!"
"No. We will wait, another three million nine hundred and ninety-six thousand years for man to ride us. For that is our only purpose.”
So they waited. Frozen in time. Waiting for someone to jump on their back so that they can function and live.
this is actually really cute
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"
Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold
aw man i dropped my iphone